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This Bread Sweater Is the Best Thing Since Bread

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Sometimes you find an item so perfectly aligned to your interests that it feels uncanny. Here is my latest discovery: a sweatshirt that beams its message straight into your eyeballs and your stomach. That message is bread. Short of asking Harry Potter to turn you into, like, a dinner roll, wearing this sweater is basically the closest you can be to being bread.

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The sweatshirt comes in eight colors. I’m partial to the black, which makes me look like the only person in Yeezy’s entourage who does carbs, and the navy, which makes me look like a graduate from a college called Bread.

Come on—I don’t really need to explain the specs of this sweater, do I? What font is the text? I don’t care. What is it made of? Don’t know; it probably just sprung from an oven fully formed. All of these details are extraneous. Simply put, this garment celebrates bread. I celebrate bread. Join us.

Bread sweater; odomojuli, $20


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